Get Along, Little Douglas, in Wyoming

After winning the Wyoming Manx Party primary yesterday, Douglas thanked supporters and hissed at Repub-lick-can opposition John McCairn Terrier.

“Notice that as soon as he guaranteed the nomination, he immediately made fun of my running mate Benny? Is that very presidential? Is that how he’s going to treat foreign leaders and others who don’t agree with him? Can’t we all just get along?”

Douglas flew back to Chicago this morning so that he and Benny could appear in the South Side Irish St. Patrick’s Day Parade. He and Benny will also meet with their Pennsylvania campaign manager, Maddox the Manx, to plan their Keystone State strategy. Douglas is looking forward to pretzels in Philadelphia and ladylocks in Pittsburgh. Benny will hold a Manx Party town meeting at Benny’s Place in Philadelphia, next door to Independence Hall.

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