No-tails: we win!!

November 5, 2008

Manx Party catidates Douglas and Benny congratulate our next president, Barack Obama!



Mission Accomplished: We Put a Black Cat in the White House!

November 4, 2008

Manx Party catidates Douglas and Benny congratulate Senator Barack Obamanx and Senator Joe Bitin’, the next President and Vice President of the United States! Mission accomplished: We put a Black Cat in the White House! We also want to give our thanks to Senator McCairn Terrier, especially for saying Douglas is a good cat.

Douglas would like all Manx Party supporters to stand and sing the Manx Party National Anthem:

Oh beautiful for Fancy Feast,
For bites that inflict pain,
For Scottish Folds and Siamese,
For Manx, and Coons of Maine.
America! America!
I shed my fur on thee,
And crown thy good with Meow Mix food,
And marshmallows for me!

BENNY 2012!!!!!!

Douglas: I Throw Up My Support To Obamanx

November 4, 2008

Manx Party presidential catidate Douglas is urging his supporters to vote for the Obamanx-Bitin’ ticket. “I throw up my support to them,” he said through a spokesperson. “A vote for Obamanx is a vote for Douglas, and a vote for Bitin’ is a vote for Benny. We both agree that this is the best strategy for cats, and their owners.”

Douglas and Benny were planning to appear in Grant Park at the Obamanx rally on Election Night.