Douglas Statement on Midwest Floods

Manx Party presidential catidate Douglas toured flood-stricken areas of Illinois and Iowa last week. He helped scratch sand into sandbags with his paws, and surveyed water damage.

“Cats hate water, and Douglas wants to make sure that cats and dogs who live along rivers have safe homes. He also is upset to hear that farm animals are being abandoned. No animal should be unsafe because of floods. The Douglas-Benny administration will make sure of this,” a prepared statement read.

Skinny boy Douglas also responded to comments made by managers of the rock group Chicago that they wanted to play at a projected Demo-cat inauguration. “We have invited them to play ‘I’m a Manx’ at the upcoming Manx Party Convention.”

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