Ben Again: Indiana Supports Another Manxie

Indiana native Douglas, and his running mate Benny, swept the Indiana Manx Party primary this evening. The furry pair were also leading in North Carolina.

Benny, visiting French Lick, Indiana, gave the crowd his trademark “Hell-oo!” and had his spokesperson read a statement. “Twenty years ago, Indiana sent a Manxman, Dan Quayle, to the office of Vice President. He didn’t make either Indiana or the Manx look very good. But Benny will! We hope you will all continue to support the Manx Party through the November election. Vote Manx! Vote Douglas-Benny for New Littership as we Put a Black Cat in the White House!”

The Manx Party duo will be planning summer strategies over the next few weeks.

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