One of the Douglas-Benny 2008 hindquarter’s main computers suddenly crashed on March 31st, causing serious problems for the campaign. The technical problems were repaired by Sunday morning, April 6th. However, the prime suspects in the case of the mysterious outage are McCairn Terrier presidential campaign operatives. Or, perhaps, McCairn himself.
Although there is no evidence at this time, the Manx Party hindquarters is calling for a full investigation. If it’s found that McCairn people purposely damaged the computer, a reimbursement of $239.45 will be sought by the Douglas-Benny 2008 campaign.
“This has taken a large bite out of our budget”, the co-chair of the Douglas-Benny 2008 campaign said today, “And someone’s responsible.”