Catpaigning in Texas last night, Douglas confronted Repub-lick-can Presidential candidate John McCairn Terrier after he rudely interrupted a Benny appearance.
“This guy thinks we should be bothering the Persians for 100 years. Doesn’t he know that 100 years equals nine lives? Does he want our service men and women, many of whom are cat owners, to be over there for nine lives? Does he want the Persians and their pets to be harassed as well?” Douglas seemed to say as he stared down McCairn Terrier.
The Repub-lick-can tried to distract Douglas with marshmallows, but since he didn’t use Lucky Charms, it didn’t work.