Fluffy Illinois Benny (and Douglas) Win in Wisconsin

The Cheeseheads have spoken! Wisconsin has given the Manx Party victory to a FIB – a Fluffy Illinois Benny, that is, and his running mate Douglas.

“Usually, we hate it when those FIBs from Illinois come up and drive all over our state, but Benny is a Friendly Illinois Black cat, so we enjoyed having him visit,” said an anonymous Manx Party voter. “We like Douglas, too, even though his owner won’t eat our most famous product.”

Douglas, still eating the flowers from the lei he received in Hawaii last weekend, had no comment.


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