Here in Amarillo, where VP catidate Benny appeared at a rally on Sunday, enthusiastic Texans sang the praises of the Douglas-Benny 2008 presidential ticket!
There’s a big black Manx in Texas
A cat who’s named Benny
And with Douglas this November
There’ll be a victory.
He runs and slides on wood floors
And sleeps upon his back
And once he’s in the White House
We’ll get out of Iraq.
He’ll be the furriest president
America ever knew
He’ll bring us peace, prosperity
And lower taxes, too.
You may talk about your Hillary
And sing of John McCain
But the big, black Manx in Texas
Will make us proud again!