VP Candidate Benny Awaits Returns

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Manx Party VP candidate Benny, above, tonight is ensconced at Manx Party Hindquarters in Chicago, awaiting the Super Tuesday primary returns.

Although unopposed, the Douglas-Benny 2008 ticket is anxious to see who will be their victorious opponents when the fur flies in the November presidential election.

Through a spokesperson, the black cat duo expressed their thoughts. “Whether it’s McCairn Terrier, or Barack Obamanx, the team of Douglas-Benny is ready to lick any of them!”


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