From Boston to Chicago, from Kansas to Alabama, from Black Oak Arkansas to Cypress Hill, Douglas scored points across the country on Super Tuesday.
“Benny and I are grateful for all our support today, especially from all of you who came out in Illinois for the Douglas Park event,” read a prepared statement from Douglas. “And I thank you for making sure I didn’t bite any of the flowers. We now must promote the Manx Party agenda in Maryland, Wisconsin, Virginia, Washington, Ohio, and Texas over the next few weeks. We look forward to visiting with our supporters.” Douglas then promptly fell asleep, not waiting up to see the results of the California primary.