While the two-legged candidates talk and blab about taxes, Benny today declared that under a Douglas-Benny administration, the cruel and unusual taxidermy business as we know it will come to an end.
An official spokesperson for the Douglas-Benny campaign issued this statement today, on Vice-Presidential candidate Benny’s behalf:
“The barbarism of stuffing our graceful creatures of nature after death for the enjoyment and profit of humans will become a thing of the past. For too long, animals have not been treated with the respect they deserve, even after they have left this mortal coil. Present taxidermies will be shut down, and none will be allowed to exist in the future.
So, I say to you, “read my ‘lips’— no new taxidermies!”